{"id":68927,"date":"2024-02-26T15:52:11","date_gmt":"2024-02-26T08:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68927"},"modified":"2024-02-26T15:52:11","modified_gmt":"2024-02-26T08:52:11","slug":"urgent-need-to-use-the-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/urgent-need-to-use-the-bathroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Urgent need to use the bathroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He headed over to the men\u2019s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Each time he tried the door, it was occupied.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, <strong>\u201cI\u2019ll let you use the ladies\u2019 room, but on one condition \u2013 don\u2019t touch the buttons on the wall!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man breathed a sigh of relief while sitting on the toilet, and his attention drifted to the buttons on the wall.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The buttons were marked<strong> \u201cWW, WA, PP and ATR\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He carefully pressed the first button marked <strong>\u201cWW\u201d and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He thought, <strong>\u201cWow, this is strangely pleasant, women really have it made!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Still curious, he pressed the button marked <strong>\u201cWA\u201d and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThis is amazing!\u201d he thought, <strong>\u201cMen\u2019s rooms having nothing like this!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He then pressed the button marked <strong>\u201cPP\u201d, which yielded a large powder puff that delicately applied a soft talc to his rear.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Well, naturally he couldn\u2019t resist the last button marked <strong>\u201cATR\u201d, and then everything went black.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When she appeared, he cried out, <strong>\u201cWhat happened to me?\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>The last thing I remember, I was in the ladies\u2019 room on a plane\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The nurse replied, <strong>\u201cYes, I\u2019m sure you were having a great time until you pressed the \u2018ATR\u2019 button, which stands for \u2018Automatic Tampon Remover.\u2019\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. 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