{"id":68972,"date":"2024-02-26T16:58:47","date_gmt":"2024-02-26T09:58:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=68972"},"modified":"2024-02-26T16:58:47","modified_gmt":"2024-02-26T09:58:47","slug":"why-god-made-moms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/why-god-made-moms\/","title":{"rendered":"WHY GOD MADE MOMS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Here are some humorous answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Why did God make mothers?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>1. She\u2019s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>2. Mostly to clean the house.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>How did God make mothers?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>What ingredients are mothers made of?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>2. They had to get their start from men\u2019s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>1. We\u2019re related.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people\u2019s mom like me.\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>What kind of a little girl was your mom?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>2. I don\u2019t know because I wasn\u2019t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>3. They say she used to be nice..\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>1. His last name.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Why did your mom marry your dad?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>2. She got too old to do anything else with him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>3. My grandma says that mom didn\u2019t have her thinking cap on.\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Who\u2019s the boss at your house?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>1. Mom doesn\u2019t want to be boss, but she has to because dad\u2019s such a goof ball.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>What\u2019s the difference between moms and dads?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>1. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>2. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power \u2019cause that\u2019s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>3. Moms have magic\u2026they make you feel better without medicine.\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>What does your mom do in her spare time?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>1. Mothers don\u2019t do spare time\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>What would it take to make your mom perfect?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>1. On the inside she\u2019s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>2. Diet. You know, her hair. I\u2019d diet, maybe blue.\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I\u2019d get rid of that.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>2. I\u2019d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>3. 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