{"id":69091,"date":"2024-02-28T09:49:38","date_gmt":"2024-02-28T02:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69091"},"modified":"2024-02-28T09:49:38","modified_gmt":"2024-02-28T02:49:38","slug":"a-young-man-goes-to-a-drug-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-young-man-goes-to-a-drug-store\/","title":{"rendered":"A young man goes to a drug store"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A young man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI got a hot date tonight, an\u2019 I need some protection.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>How much is a pack of them rubbers gonna cost me?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The pharmacist responds: <strong>\u201cA three-pack of them is $4.99 with tax.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cTACKS!\u201d the shocked redneck says.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cGawd a\u2019 mighty, don\u2019t they stay on by themselves!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: \u201cI got a hot date tonight, an\u2019 I need some protection. How much is a pack of them rubbers gonna cost me?\u201d The pharmacist responds: \u201cA three-pack of them is $4.99 with tax.\u201d \u201cTACKS!\u201d the shocked redneck says. \u201cGawd a\u2019 mighty, don\u2019t\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69092,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A young man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: \u201cI got a hot date tonight, an\u2019 I need some protection...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69091","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/A-young-man-goes-to-a-drug-store.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69091\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p>