{"id":69094,"date":"2024-02-28T09:51:57","date_gmt":"2024-02-28T02:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69094"},"modified":"2024-02-28T09:51:57","modified_gmt":"2024-02-28T02:51:57","slug":"a-woman-walks-into-a-saloon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-woman-walks-into-a-saloon\/","title":{"rendered":"A woman walks into a saloon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cFellas! My hole is so big that I\u2019ll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can\u2019t take.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A big cowboy gets up and takes off his size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her hole.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The boots are goes right in. He grabs a flashlight and, that too, is goes in.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He puts his face in between her legs to get a better look and he also goes in.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Inside he hears noises.<strong> \u201cIs someone else in here?\u201d he asks.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYeah, I\u2019ve been in here for a week,\u201d the voice says.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHelp me find my flashlight and we can get out of here,\u201d the cowboy says.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHell,\u201d says the other man,<strong> \u201chelp me find my keys and we can drive out.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair. \u201cFellas! My hole is so big that I\u2019ll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can\u2019t take.\u201d A big cowboy gets up and takes off his size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her hole. The boots are goes right in.\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69095,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair. \u201cFellas! My hole is so big that I\u2019ll give $100 to anyone who has something...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69094","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/A-woman-walks-into-a-saloon.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69094","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69094"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69094\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>