{"id":69103,"date":"2024-02-28T10:00:52","date_gmt":"2024-02-28T03:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69103"},"modified":"2024-02-28T10:00:52","modified_gmt":"2024-02-28T03:00:52","slug":"an-angel-gives-life-to-male-and-female-statues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/an-angel-gives-life-to-male-and-female-statues\/","title":{"rendered":"An angel gives life to male and female statues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An angel appeared before the statues and said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSince the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, <strong>I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The statues came to life and smiled at each other. They ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling and twigs snapping.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues,<strong> \u201cYou still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?\u201d The male statue looked at the female and asked,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDo you want to do it again?\u201d Giggling, the female statue said, <strong>\u201cSure, but this time, you hold the pigeon down and I\u2019ll crap on its head!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said, \u201cSince the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69104,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. An angel appeared before the statues and said...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69103","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/An-angel-gives-life-to-male-and-female-statues.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69103\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>