{"id":69406,"date":"2024-02-29T16:09:06","date_gmt":"2024-02-29T09:09:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69406"},"modified":"2024-02-29T16:33:32","modified_gmt":"2024-02-29T09:33:32","slug":"johnny-farts-in-the-classroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/johnny-farts-in-the-classroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnny Farts In The Classroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out:\n<p>He goes and sits outside the class and can\u2019t stop laughing.\n</p><p>The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing.\n</p><p>He says.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cLittle Johnny what are you doing sitting here laughing?\u201d\n<p>Little Johnny says.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cI farted in class and the teacher threw me out.\u201d\n<p>The principal says.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cWell then, why are you laughing?\u201d\n<p>Little Johnny says.\n</p><p><strong>\u201cBecause the dumb idiots are sitting in the classroom smelling my fart while they put me outside in this beautiful, clean air.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out: He goes and sits outside the class and can\u2019t stop laughing. The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing. He says. \u201cLittle Johnny what are you doing sitting here laughing?\u201d Little Johnny says. \u201cI farted in class\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":69439,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[384],"class_list":{"0":"post-69406","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes","8":"tag-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/02\/Johnny-Farts-In-The-Classroom.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69406\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p></strong></p>