{"id":69821,"date":"2024-03-06T20:58:45","date_gmt":"2024-03-06T13:58:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69821"},"modified":"2024-03-06T20:58:45","modified_gmt":"2024-03-06T13:58:45","slug":"a-mail-from-neighbor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-mail-from-neighbor\/","title":{"rendered":"A mail from neighbor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>it reads, <strong>\u201cDo you have any undressed photos of your wife?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Outraged the man replies, <strong>\u201cNO I DO NOT!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Shortly after he receives a second e-mail from his neighbor.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Expecting an apology he opens the e-mail. It reads, <strong>\u201cWant to buy some?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. it reads, \u201cDo you have any undressed photos of your wife?\u201d Outraged the man replies, \u201cNO I DO NOT!\u201d Shortly after he receives a second e-mail from his neighbor. Expecting an apology he opens\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69822,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. it reads...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69821","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-mail-from-neighbor.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69821\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69822"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>