{"id":69831,"date":"2024-03-06T21:18:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-06T14:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69831"},"modified":"2024-03-06T21:18:00","modified_gmt":"2024-03-06T14:18:00","slug":"the-first-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-first-date\/","title":{"rendered":"The First Date"},"content":{"rendered":"

A guy walks into a bookstore, not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest.\n

A book with a very interesting title, \u201cDating for the New Millennium. What Women Want.\u201d So, he picks it up and opens it to a random page.\n

\u201cChapter 1: The First Date.\u201d\n

He glances the chapter over for a few minutes and then rushes out of the bookstore to call a girl he\u2019s wanted to ask out for quite a while.\n

When he gets home, he picks up the phone and calls her. She answers, \u201cHello?\u201d\n

He says, \u201cHi, Jessica. Listen, I was wondering if you would want to go see a movie with me tonight?\u201d\n

She says, \u201cSure, I don\u2019t see anything wrong with that.\u201d\n

He gets excited. He thought she\u2019d say no way, but she didn\u2019t.\n

So, he decided to take it one step further. He asks, \u201cGreat, well how about dinner before the movie?\u201d\n

She replies, \u2018Sure, that would be great too!\u2019\n

\u2018Fine, I\u2019ll pick you up about nine. You should be finished eating by then.\u2019\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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