{"id":69831,"date":"2024-03-06T21:18:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-06T14:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69831"},"modified":"2024-03-06T21:18:00","modified_gmt":"2024-03-06T14:18:00","slug":"the-first-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-first-date\/","title":{"rendered":"The First Date"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A guy walks into a bookstore, not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A book with a very interesting title,<strong> \u201cDating for the New Millennium. What Women Want.\u201d So, he picks it up and opens it to a random page.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cChapter 1: The First Date.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He glances the chapter over for a few minutes and then rushes out of the bookstore to call a girl he\u2019s wanted to ask out for quite a while.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When he gets home, he picks up the phone and calls her. She answers,<strong> \u201cHello?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He says, <strong>\u201cHi, Jessica. Listen, I was wondering if you would want to go see a movie with me tonight?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She says, <strong>\u201cSure, I don\u2019t see anything wrong with that.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He gets excited. He thought she\u2019d say no way, but she didn\u2019t.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So, he decided to take it one step further. He asks,<strong> \u201cGreat, well how about dinner before the movie?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She replies, <strong>\u2018Sure, that would be great too!\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018Fine, I\u2019ll pick you up about nine. You should be finished eating by then.\u2019\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy walks into a bookstore, not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest. A book with a very interesting title, \u201cDating for the New Millennium. What Women Want.\u201d So, he picks it up and opens it to a random page. \u201cChapter 1:\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69832,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A guy walks into a bookstore, not looking for anything in particular. On his way to the back of the store, he spots something of interest...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69831","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/The-First-Date.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69831\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>