{"id":69887,"date":"2024-03-07T22:14:06","date_gmt":"2024-03-07T15:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69887"},"modified":"2024-03-07T22:14:06","modified_gmt":"2024-03-07T15:14:06","slug":"driving-in-the-wrong-direction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/driving-in-the-wrong-direction\/","title":{"rendered":"Driving in the wrong direction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Answering, he heard his wife\u2019s voice urgently warning him:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cVernon , I just heard on the news that there\u2019s a car going the wrong way on M25.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Please be careful!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHell,\u201d said Vernon , <strong>\u201cIt\u2019s not just one car. It\u2019s hundreds of them!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife\u2019s voice urgently warning him: \u201cVernon , I just heard on the news that there\u2019s a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!\u201d \u201cHell,\u201d said Vernon , \u201cIt\u2019s not just one car. It\u2019s hundreds of\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69888,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife\u2019s voice urgently warning him:","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69887","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Driving-in-the-wrong-direction.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69887\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>