{"id":69944,"date":"2024-03-08T17:03:29","date_gmt":"2024-03-08T10:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69944"},"modified":"2024-03-08T17:03:29","modified_gmt":"2024-03-08T10:03:29","slug":"we-fear-no-wives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/we-fear-no-wives\/","title":{"rendered":"We fear no wives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Three guys are sitting in a bar. Suddenly the first guy\u2019s phone rings, he immediately answered it then without saying anything he ran out the door only to rush back, and quickly throw 10-dollar bills on the bar while muttering, <strong>\u201cDamn I forgot to do the dishes, the wife\u2019s on the way home.\u201d Then he ran faster than before.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The second guy chuckled.<strong> \u201cTake a look at that! You know around my house I call the shots,\u201d he says as he gets up and takes out his wallet to pay for his drink.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThe moment I entered the house, when I clapped my hands twice, I got hot water immediately prepared for me.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then he proceeded to walk towards the door,<strong> \u201c\u2026I hate washing the dishes with cold water.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>All these while the third guy just silently enjoying his drink. Taking each sip calmly with a satisfied look.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The bartender said,<strong> \u201cWell, Sir, I guess you have your life well in order compared to those two. You are the master of your domain, right?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The guy smiled and replied, <strong>\u201cI don\u2019t mean to brag, but last time I talked with my wife she was on her knees. All fours, even.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat did she say?\u201d The bartender asked.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The third guy sipped his drink, then said: <strong>\u201cWell, she said if I\u2019m really a man then come out from under the bed.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three guys are sitting in a bar. Suddenly the first guy\u2019s phone rings, he immediately answered it then without saying anything he ran out the door only to rush back, and quickly throw 10-dollar bills on the bar while muttering, \u201cDamn I forgot to do the dishes, the wife\u2019s on the way home.\u201d Then he\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69946,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Three guys are sitting in a bar. Suddenly the first guy\u2019s phone rings, he immediately answered it then without saying anything...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69944","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/We-fear-no-wives.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69944\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>