{"id":69944,"date":"2024-03-08T17:03:29","date_gmt":"2024-03-08T10:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69944"},"modified":"2024-03-08T17:03:29","modified_gmt":"2024-03-08T10:03:29","slug":"we-fear-no-wives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/we-fear-no-wives\/","title":{"rendered":"We fear no wives"},"content":{"rendered":"
Three guys are sitting in a bar. Suddenly the first guy\u2019s phone rings, he immediately answered it then without saying anything he ran out the door only to rush back, and quickly throw 10-dollar bills on the bar while muttering, \u201cDamn I forgot to do the dishes, the wife\u2019s on the way home.\u201d Then he ran faster than before.\n The second guy chuckled. \u201cTake a look at that! You know around my house I call the shots,\u201d he says as he gets up and takes out his wallet to pay for his drink.\n \u201cThe moment I entered the house, when I clapped my hands twice, I got hot water immediately prepared for me.\u201d\n Then he proceeded to walk towards the door, \u201c\u2026I hate washing the dishes with cold water.\u201d\n All these while the third guy just silently enjoying his drink. Taking each sip calmly with a satisfied look.\n The bartender said, \u201cWell, Sir, I guess you have your life well in order compared to those two. You are the master of your domain, right?\u201d\n The guy smiled and replied, \u201cI don\u2019t mean to brag, but last time I talked with my wife she was on her knees. All fours, even.\u201d\n \u201cWhat did she say?\u201d The bartender asked.\n The third guy sipped his drink, then said: \u201cWell, she said if I\u2019m really a man then come out from under the bed.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Three guys are sitting in a bar. Suddenly the first guy\u2019s phone rings, he immediately answered it then without saying anything he ran out the door only to rush back, and quickly throw 10-dollar bills on the bar while muttering, \u201cDamn I forgot to do the dishes, the wife\u2019s on the way home.\u201d Then he\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69946,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Three guys are sitting in a bar. Suddenly the first guy\u2019s phone rings, he immediately answered it then without saying anything...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69944","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/We-fear-no-wives.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69944\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69946"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}