{"id":69964,"date":"2024-03-08T17:23:28","date_gmt":"2024-03-08T10:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69964"},"modified":"2024-03-08T17:23:28","modified_gmt":"2024-03-08T10:23:28","slug":"my-kid-and-i-were-in-public-restroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/my-kid-and-i-were-in-public-restroom\/","title":{"rendered":"My kid and I were in public restroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking at the man using the urinal to his right, my 6-year-old son turned to address me on his left and exclaimed,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cDaddy, that man\u2019s wiener is a lot bigger than yours!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So I put my hand around my kid and told him.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWell son, that\u2019s because daddy isn\u2019t aroused by men.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking at the man using the urinal to his right, my 6-year-old son turned to address me on his left and exclaimed, \u201cDaddy, that man\u2019s wiener is a lot bigger than yours!\u201d The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":69967,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-69964","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/My-kid-and-I-were-in-public-restroom.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69964","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69964"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69964\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/69967"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69964"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69964"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69964"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p>