{"id":69983,"date":"2024-03-11T07:53:27","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T00:53:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=69983"},"modified":"2024-03-11T07:53:27","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T00:53:27","slug":"a-shocking-letter-to-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-shocking-letter-to-dad\/","title":{"rendered":"A Shocking Letter to Dad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A father passing by his teenage daughter\u2019s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow.<br>\n<span style='\"font-size:'>It was addressed <strong>\u201cDad\u201d. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cDear Dad,<br>\n<strong><span style='\"font-size:'>It is with great regret and sorrow that I\u2019m writing you, but I\u2019m leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.<br>\n<strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I\u2019ve been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you\u2019ll like him too \u2013 even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it\u2019s not my only the passion Dad, I\u2019m pregnant and Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.<br>\n<strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn\u2019t so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn\u2019t stand in the way of our relationship, don\u2019t you agree?\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It\u2019s true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he\u2019ll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that\u2019s now one of my dreams too.<br>\n<strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Randy taught me that marijuana doesn\u2019t really hurt anyone and he\u2019ll be growing it for us and we\u2019ll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we\u2019ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Don\u2019t worry Dad, I\u2019m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I\u2019m sure we\u2019ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.<br>\n<strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Your loving daughter,<br>\n<strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Rosie.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>At the bottom of the page were the letters \u201d PTO\u201d (Please Turn Over).<br>\n<span style='\"font-size:'>Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>PS:<br>\n<strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cDad, none of the above is true. I\u2019m over at the neighbor\u2019s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that\u2019s in my desk center drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.<br>\n<strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I love you!<br>\n<strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Your loving daughter,<br>\n<strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Rosie\u201d\n<h4><span style='\"font-size:' color:>Our children are precious to us. Let\u2019s take the time, each day, to spend time with children and let them know how much we honestly love and care for them!\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A father passing by his teenage daughter\u2019s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It was addressed \u201cDad\u201d. 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