{"id":70010,"date":"2024-03-11T10:13:08","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T03:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70010"},"modified":"2024-03-11T10:13:08","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T03:13:08","slug":"there-is-a-easy-way-to-get-what-you-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/there-is-a-easy-way-to-get-what-you-want\/","title":{"rendered":"There is a easy way to get what you want"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Two boys were talking and the one said to the other,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cThere is a easy way to get what you want.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The other boy said, <strong>\u201cHow?\u201d the boy replied, \u201cTell people you know their secret.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, <strong>\u201cI know your secret!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The dad replies, <strong>\u201cPlease don\u2019t tell your mom heres $10.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The boy then runs to his mom, <strong>\u201cI know your secret!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The mom said,<strong> \u201cPlease don\u2019t tell your dad here\u2019s $15.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The boy then decides to try it on the mail man, <strong>\u201cI know your secret!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The mail man opened his arms and said, <strong>\u201cCome, give your dad a hug!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, \u201cThere is a easy way to get what you want.\u201d The other boy said, \u201cHow?\u201d the boy replied, \u201cTell people you know their secret.\u201d The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, \u201cI know your secret!\u201d The dad replies, \u201cPlease don\u2019t tell your\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70017,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, \u201cThere is a easy way to get what you want.\u201d The other boy said, \u201cHow?\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70010","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/There-is-a-easy-way-to-get-what-you-want.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70010"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70010\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70017"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>