{"id":70028,"date":"2024-03-11T10:34:04","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T03:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70028"},"modified":"2024-03-11T10:34:04","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T03:34:04","slug":"a-fat-lady-goes-to-a-health-expert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-fat-lady-goes-to-a-health-expert\/","title":{"rendered":"A fat lady goes to a health expert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A fat lady goes to a health expert: <strong>&ldquo;Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Health expert: <strong>\u201cOkay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Fat lady:<strong> \u201cAt which particular time?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Health expert: <strong>\u201cWhenever anybody asks you to eat.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fat lady goes to a health expert: &ldquo;Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness.&rdquo; Health expert: \u201cOkay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time.\u201d Fat lady: \u201cAt which particular time?\u201d Health expert: \u201cWhenever anybody asks you to eat.\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70029,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A fat lady goes to a health expert: "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: \u201cOkay. You must move your head...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70028","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-fat-lady-goes-to-a-health-expert.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70028\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70029"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>