{"id":70056,"date":"2024-03-11T14:36:29","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T07:36:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70056"},"modified":"2024-03-11T14:36:29","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T07:36:29","slug":"a-man-suffered-a-serious-heart-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-man-suffered-a-serious-heart-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"A man suffered a serious heart attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDo you have health insurance?\u201d she asked.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He replied in a raspy voice,<strong> \u201cNo health insurance.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The nun asked, <strong>\u201cDo you have money in the bank?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He replied, <strong>\u201cNo money in the bank.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>&ldquo;Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?\u201d asked the irritated nun.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He said, <strong>\u201cI only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The nun became agitated and announced loudly,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The patient replied, <strong>\u201cPerfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70058,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70056","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-man-suffered-a-serious-heart-attack.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70056"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70056\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>