{"id":70071,"date":"2024-03-11T15:57:30","date_gmt":"2024-03-11T08:57:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70071"},"modified":"2024-03-11T15:57:30","modified_gmt":"2024-03-11T08:57:30","slug":"harry-was-sick-and-tired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/harry-was-sick-and-tired\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry was sick and tired"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Hoping it would help matters, Harry invited Barbara along with him.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cSo what would you like?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Harry cordially asked, as she took her seat next to him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh I don\u2019t know\u201d Barbara replied, <strong>\u201cI guess I\u2019ll take the same thing as you.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOK\u201d said Harry to the bartender, <strong>\u201cwe\u2019ll take two Johnny Walker\u2019s on the rocks!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Barbara barely took a sip of the drink before she started gagging <strong>\u201cOh my gosh! Get me a cup of water! This stuff is horrible! How do you drink this garbage?\u201d\n<p>&nbsp;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"</p><p>Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters, Harry invited Barbara along with him. \u201cSo what would you like?\u201d Harry cordially asked, as she took her seat next to him. \u201cOh I don\u2019t know\u201d Barbara replied, \u201cI\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70074,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters,","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70071","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Harry-was-sick-and-tired.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70071\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p>