{"id":70404,"date":"2024-03-14T10:54:47","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T03:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70404"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:34","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:34","slug":"johnny-and-his-mum-are-waiting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/johnny-and-his-mum-are-waiting\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnny And His Mum Are Waiting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI\u2019ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver asks how old you are, tell him you are 5, then I won\u2019t have to pay.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The bus pulls up, they get on and mum pays for an adult return to the town centre.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The driver then asks the boy.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAnd what is your name, young man?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He proudly replies. <strong>\u201cI\u2019m J0hnny.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The driver enquires.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAnd how old are you, Johnny?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI\u2019m only 5 years old.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAnd when will you be 6?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAs soon as I get off the bus!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. \u201cI\u2019ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver asks how old you are, tell him you are 5, then I won\u2019t have to pay.\u201d The bus pulls up, they get on and mum pays for an adult\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70405,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. \u201cI\u2019ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver asks","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70404","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Johnny-And-His-Mum-Are-Waiting.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70404\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>