{"id":70410,"date":"2024-03-14T10:59:01","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T03:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70410"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:34","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:34","slug":"johnny-was-eating-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/johnny-was-eating-breakfast\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnny Was Eating Breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning.\n
He got to thinking about things, and asked,\n
\u201cMommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?\u201d\n \u201cHe thinks a lot, dear\u201d replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such a good answer to her husband\u2019s baldness.\n \u201cThen why do you have so much hair?\u201d asked Little Johnny.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, \u201cMommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?\u201d \u201cHe thinks a lot, dear\u201d replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming up with such a good answer to her husband\u2019s baldness. \u201cThen why do you have so\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70411,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, \u201cMommy, why does Daddy have so...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70410","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Johnny-Was-Eating-Breakfast.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70410\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}