{"id":70419,"date":"2024-03-14T11:05:25","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T04:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70419"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:33","slug":"a-lawyer-was-sitting-at-his-desk-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-lawyer-was-sitting-at-his-desk-at-home\/","title":{"rendered":"A Lawyer Was Sitting At His Desk At Home"},"content":{"rendered":"
A lawyer was sitting at his desk at home when his wife entered the room.\n She asked, \u201cDo you remember on our wedding day you promised to always tell me the truth?\u201d \n He said yes, but his mind raced, afraid of what the next question could be\u2026\n \u201cSo does this dress make me look like a lawyer?\u201d\n Relieved, he answered\n \u201cNo, not at all.\u201d\n \u201cWhy\u201d she asked.\n \u201cBecause from the light behind you, coming thru the doorway, it looks like you have no briefs.\u201d\n He slept on the couch that night.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A lawyer was sitting at his desk at home when his wife entered the room. She asked, \u201cDo you remember on our wedding day you promised to always tell me the truth?\u201d He said yes, but his mind raced, afraid of what the next question could be\u2026 \u201cSo does this dress make me look like\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70420,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"when his wife entered the room. She asked, \u201cDo you remember on our wedding day you promised to always tell me the truth?\u201d...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70419","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-Lawyer-Was-Sitting-At-His-Desk-At-Home.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70419\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}