{"id":70419,"date":"2024-03-14T11:05:25","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T04:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70419"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:33","slug":"a-lawyer-was-sitting-at-his-desk-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-lawyer-was-sitting-at-his-desk-at-home\/","title":{"rendered":"A Lawyer Was Sitting At His Desk At Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A lawyer was sitting at his desk at home when his wife entered the room.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She asked, <strong>\u201cDo you remember on our wedding day you promised to always tell me the truth?\u201d \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He said yes, but his mind raced, afraid of what the next question could be\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSo does this dress make me look like a lawyer?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Relieved, he answered\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo, not at all.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhy\u201d she asked.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cBecause from the light behind you, coming thru the doorway, it looks like you have no briefs.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He slept on the couch that night.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lawyer was sitting at his desk at home when his wife entered the room. She asked, \u201cDo you remember on our wedding day you promised to always tell me the truth?\u201d He said yes, but his mind raced, afraid of what the next question could be\u2026 \u201cSo does this dress make me look like\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70420,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"when his wife entered the room. She asked, \u201cDo you remember on our wedding day you promised to always tell me the truth?\u201d...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70419","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-Lawyer-Was-Sitting-At-His-Desk-At-Home.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70419\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>