{"id":70425,"date":"2024-03-14T11:10:59","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T04:10:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70425"},"modified":"2024-06-14T16:10:11","modified_gmt":"2024-06-14T09:10:11","slug":"a-young-lady-came-home-from-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-young-lady-came-home-from-date\/","title":{"rendered":"A Young Lady Came Home From Date"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A young lady came home from a date, rather sad.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She told her mother, <strong>\u201cJeff proposed to me an hour ago.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThen why are you so sad?\u201d her mother asked.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Because he also told me he was an atheist.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMom, he doesn\u2019t even believe there\u2019s a hell.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Her mother replied,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMarry him anyway. Between the two of us, we\u2019ll show him how wrong he is.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, \u201cJeff proposed to me an hour ago.\u201d \u201cThen why are you so sad?\u201d her mother asked. Because he also told me he was an atheist. \u201cMom, he doesn\u2019t even believe there\u2019s a hell.\u201d Her mother replied, \u201cMarry him anyway. Between the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":79611,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, \u201cJeff proposed to me an hour ago.\u201d \u201cThen why are you so sad?\u201d...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70425","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-Young-Lady-Came-Home-From-Date-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70425\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>