{"id":70428,"date":"2024-03-14T11:13:50","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T04:13:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70428"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:33","slug":"husband-and-wife-went-to-see-a-marriage-councillor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/husband-and-wife-went-to-see-a-marriage-councillor\/","title":{"rendered":"Husband And Wife Went To See A Marriage Councillor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Husband and wife went to see a marriage councillor,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how bad a husband he was, the councillor stood up, went round to his wife and embraced her and gave her a hug.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then turned to husband and said&hellip;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cthis is what your wife needs three times a week, can you manage that?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Husband said, \u201dWell I can drop her off Mondays and Wednesday but I play golf on Fridays!&rdquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Husband and wife went to see a marriage councillor, After he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how bad a husband he was, the councillor stood up, went round to his wife and embraced her and gave her a hug. Then turned to husband and said&hellip; \u201cthis is what your wife needs three\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70429,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"After he had listened to a twenty minute tirade about how bad a husband he was, the councillor stood up, went round to his wife and...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70428","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Husband-And-Wife-Went-To-See-A-Marriage-Councillor.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70428\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>