{"id":70431,"date":"2024-03-14T11:16:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T04:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70431"},"modified":"2024-06-14T17:26:28","modified_gmt":"2024-06-14T10:26:28","slug":"a-husband-and-wife-were-dining-at-a-5-star-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-husband-and-wife-were-dining-at-a-5-star-restaurant\/","title":{"rendered":"A Husband And Wife Were Dining At A 5-Star Restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When their food arrived, the husband said:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOur food has arrived! Let\u2019s eat!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His wife reminded him:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHoney, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Her husband replied:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook\u2026\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: \u201cOur food has arrived! Let\u2019s eat!\u201d His wife reminded him: \u201cHoney, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!\u201d Her husband replied: \u201cThat\u2019s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook\u2026\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":79613,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"none","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"When their food arrived, the husband said: \u201cOur food has arrived! Let\u2019s eat!\u201d His wife reminded him: \u201cHoney, you always say your prayers","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70431","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-Husband-And-Wife-Were-Dining-At-A-5-Star-Restaurant-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70431\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79613"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>