{"id":70443,"date":"2024-03-14T11:31:53","date_gmt":"2024-03-14T04:31:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70443"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:33","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:33","slug":"little-johnnys-clever-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/little-johnnys-clever-deal\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny\u2019s Clever Deal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His father said he\u2019d make a deal with his son,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYou bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we\u2019ll talk about the car.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Little Johnny thought about that for a moment, decided he\u2019d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After about six weeks his father said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSon, you\u2019ve brought your grades up and I\u2019ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I\u2019m disappointed you haven\u2019t had your hair cut.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny said,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYou know, Dad, I\u2019ve been thinking about that and I\u2019ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there\u2019s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>(You\u2019re going to love Dad\u2019s reply!)\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cDid you also notice they all walked everywhere they went..?&rdquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he\u2019d make a deal with his son, \u201cYou bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70444,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70443","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Little-Johnnys-Clever-Deal.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70443\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>