{"id":70601,"date":"2024-03-18T11:22:41","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T04:22:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70601"},"modified":"2024-06-18T16:49:18","modified_gmt":"2024-06-18T09:49:18","slug":"little-johnny-and-jenny-are-only-10-years-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/little-johnny-and-jenny-are-only-10-years-old\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny And Jenny Are Only 10 Years Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old and know that they\u2019re madly in love.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One day they decide that they want to get married,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>so Johnny goes to Jenny\u2019s father to ask him for her hand.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Johnny bravely walks up to him and says\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?\u201d Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies <strong>\u201cIn Jenny\u2019s room. It\u2019s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOkay then how will you live? You\u2019re not old enough to get a job. You\u2019ll need to support Jenny.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Again, Johnny instantly replies,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOur allowance..Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That\u2019s about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won\u2019t have an answer to.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After a second, Mr. Smith says,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell,we\u2019ve been lucky so far\u2026\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old and know that they\u2019re madly in love. 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