{"id":70610,"date":"2024-03-18T11:35:10","date_gmt":"2024-03-18T04:35:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70610"},"modified":"2024-03-20T12:03:32","modified_gmt":"2024-03-20T05:03:32","slug":"johnny-was-sitting-in-the-hall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/johnny-was-sitting-in-the-hall\/","title":{"rendered":"Johnny Was Sitting In The Hall"},"content":{"rendered":"

Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind.\n

Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her:\n

\u201cHow do you put an elephant in the fridge?\u201d\n

The teacher, amused, said, \u201cI don\u2019t know, how?\u201d\n

Little Johnny then said, \u201cYou open the door and put it in there!\u201d\n

Then Little Johnny asked the teacher another question\n

\u201cHow do you put a giraffe in the fridge?\u201d\n

The teacher then replied, \u201cOhh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?\u201d\n

Little Johnny said, \u201cNo, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there.\u201d\n

Then he asked another question:\n

\u201cAll the animals went to the tiger\u2019s birthday party, except for one animal, which one was it?\u201d\n

The teacher a bit confused and said \u201cThe tiger?\u201d\n

Then Little Johnny said,\n

\u201cNo, the giraffe because he\u2019s still in the fridge.\u201d\n

Then he asked her just one more question:\n

\u201cIf there is a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to get across it, how would you?\u201d\n

The teacher then says: \u201cWell. you would walk over the bridge.\u201d\n

Then Little Johnny says\n

\u201cNo, you would swim across because all the crocodiles are at the tiger\u2019s birthday party!\u201d\n

She laughs and walks away.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her: \u201cHow do you put an elephant in the fridge?\u201d The teacher, amused, said, \u201cI don\u2019t know, how?\u201d Little Johnny then said, \u201cYou open the door and put it in there!\u201d Then\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70611,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Little Johnny was sitting in the hall of the school, bored out of his mind. Suddenly the teacher walked by and he asked her...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70610","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Johnny-Was-Sitting-In-The-Hall.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70610\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}