{"id":70909,"date":"2024-03-21T08:29:52","date_gmt":"2024-03-21T01:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70909"},"modified":"2024-03-21T08:29:52","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T01:29:52","slug":"are-you-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/are-you-blonde\/","title":{"rendered":"Are you Blonde?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A blonde cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The blond starts looking through her car then asks, <strong>\u201cUhh, what are they again?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The blond cop replies, <strong>\u201cUgh. It\u2019s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh yeah,\u201d says the blond who reaches in her purse, pulls out a compact mirror, and hands it over.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The blond cop opens it, takes a look inside, hands it back, and says,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI\u2019m sorry ma\u2019am. If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn\u2019t have pulled you over.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license. The blond starts looking through her car then asks, \u201cUhh, what are they again?\u201d The blond cop replies, \u201cUgh. It\u2019s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.\u201d \u201cOh yeah,\u201d says the blond who reaches in her purse, pulls out\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70910,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A blonde cop pulls over a blond and asks for her drivers license. The blond starts looking through her car then asks...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70909","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Are-you-Blonde.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70909\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70910"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>