{"id":70912,"date":"2024-03-21T08:32:47","date_gmt":"2024-03-21T01:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70912"},"modified":"2024-03-21T08:32:47","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T01:32:47","slug":"a-woman-from-new-york","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-woman-from-new-york\/","title":{"rendered":"A woman from New York"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An American Indian on horse back came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a <strong>\u2018Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a\u2019 so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final<strong> \u2018Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!\u2019 and rode off.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018What did you do to get that Indian so excited?\u2019 asked the service-station attendant.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018Nothing,\u2019 the woman answered.<strong> \u2018I merely sat behind him on the horse,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn\u2019t fall off.\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018Lady,\u2019 the attendant said, <strong>\u2018Indians don\u2019t use saddles.&rsquo;\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horse back came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70913,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horse back...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70912","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-woman-from-New-York.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70912\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>