{"id":70915,"date":"2024-03-21T08:42:09","date_gmt":"2024-03-21T01:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70915"},"modified":"2024-03-21T08:44:25","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T01:44:25","slug":"an-indian-shop-owner-is-on-his-deathb3d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/an-indian-shop-owner-is-on-his-deathb3d\/","title":{"rendered":"An Indian shop owner is on his deathb3d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An Indian shop owner is on his deathbed in hospital.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His family comes to visit him as he his waking up from a deep sleep.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He looks around the room in a daze and calls out to them.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cPadma, my beautiful wife, are you here\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes I am here my husband\u201d, she says\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cKajol, my daughter, are you here\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes I am here father\u201d, she says\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSuren, My son, are you here\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYes I am here father\u201d, he says\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell, if all of you are here, then who is looking after the bloody shop\u201d yells the father\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Indian shop owner is on his deathbed in hospital. His family comes to visit him as he his waking up from a deep sleep. He looks around the room in a daze and calls out to them. \u201cPadma, my beautiful wife, are you here\u201d \u201cYes I am here my husband\u201d, she says \u201cKajol, my\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70916,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"An Indian shop owner is on his deathbed in hospital. His family comes to visit him as he his waking up from a deep sleep...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70915","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/An-Indian-shop-owner-is-on-his-deathb3d.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70915\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>