{"id":70930,"date":"2024-03-21T09:07:06","date_gmt":"2024-03-21T02:07:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=70930"},"modified":"2024-03-21T09:07:06","modified_gmt":"2024-03-21T02:07:06","slug":"the-teacher-asked-the-class-to-use-the-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-teacher-asked-the-class-to-use-the-word\/","title":{"rendered":"The teacher asked the class to use the word"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The teacher asked the class to use the word <strong>\u201cfascinate\u201d in a sentence.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Molly put up her hand and said, <strong>\u201cMy family went to my granddad\u2019s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The teacher said, <strong>\u201cThat was good, but I wanted you to use the word \u2018fascinate,\u2019 not \u2018fascinating\u2019.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Sally raised her hand. She said, <strong>\u201cMy family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The teacher said, <strong>\u201cWell, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word \u2018fascinate\u2019.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word \u201cfascinate,\u201d so she called on him.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Johnny said, <strong>\u201cMy aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her two fronts are so big she can only fasten eight!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The teacher sat down and cried.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The teacher asked the class to use the word \u201cfascinate\u201d in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, \u201cMy family went to my granddad\u2019s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.\u201d The teacher said, \u201cThat was good, but I wanted you to use the word \u2018fascinate,\u2019 not \u2018fascinating\u2019.\u201d Sally\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":70931,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"The teacher asked the class to use the word \u201cfascinate\u201d in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, \u201cMy family went to my granddad\u2019s farm,","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-70930","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/The-teacher-asked-the-class.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70930\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/70931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>