{"id":71149,"date":"2024-03-22T16:56:24","date_gmt":"2024-03-22T09:56:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71149"},"modified":"2024-03-22T16:56:24","modified_gmt":"2024-03-22T09:56:24","slug":"a-truck-driver-takes-the-drink-from-the-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-truck-driver-takes-the-drink-from-the-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"A truck driver takes the drink from the guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He stays like that for a half hour.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, &amp; just drinks it all down.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, <strong>\u201cCome on man, I was just joking.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Here, I\u2019ll buy you another drink. I just can\u2019t stand to see a man cry.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo, it\u2019s not that,\u201d the man replies, wiping his tears,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cThis day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep &amp; I go in late to my office.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>My outraged boss fires me.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, &amp; when I get out, I remember I left my wallet.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I leave my home, come to this bar, &amp; just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>you show up &amp; drink my poison.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, &amp; just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, \u201cCome on man,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71150,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71149","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-truck-driver-takes-the-drink-from-the-guy.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71149\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>