Before she left, her mother gave her some advice:\n

\u201cDaughter, when you\u2019re in Town and if you\u2019re looking for a match there,\u2026\n

you must take note of the following the requirements mother set for you.\n

You must find a man that is \u2018faithful\u2019, \u2018thrifty\u2019 and must be a \u2018fresh one\u2019.\u201d\n

With this advice from her mother, the girl went to Town.\n

After some months later, she came home to get her mother\u2019s blessings to marry.\n

\u201cMother, I\u2019ve met the my match following your instructions.\n

My future husband is faithful because when we went out for holiday one day,\u2026\n

he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around.\n

Isn\u2019t that being faithful?\u201d Her mother nodded in agreement.\n

\u201cThen, since the day was getting late in the night and rain was pouring,\u2026\n

my boyfriend decided that we stay the night at a hotel.\n

He also suggested that in order not to spend too much, they\u2019ll share one room only.\n

Isn\u2019t he not thrifty guy?\u201d\n

For the second time her mother nodded her head in agreement, but with a little concern.\n

\u201cAnd finally mum\u2026, I know he is untouched.\u201d\n

\u201cHow did you know he is still untouched?\u201d\n

The mother asked with repidition.\n

\u201cMMM\u2026 his \u2018that one\u2019 is still new and hard\u2026. all wrapped up in plastic, mum!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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