{"id":71189,"date":"2024-03-25T09:56:29","date_gmt":"2024-03-25T02:56:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71189"},"modified":"2024-03-25T09:57:21","modified_gmt":"2024-03-25T02:57:21","slug":"a-vacationing-penguin-is-driving-his-car-through-arizona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-vacationing-penguin-is-driving-his-car-through-arizona\/","title":{"rendered":"A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>decides that something cold would really hit the spot.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he\u2019s found the problem.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The mechanic looks up and says <strong>\u201cIt looks like you blew a seal.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo no,\u201d the penguin replies,<strong> \u201cit\u2019s just ice cream.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71190,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71189","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-vacationing-penguin-is-driving-his-car-through-Arizona.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71189\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>