{"id":71196,"date":"2024-03-25T10:25:52","date_gmt":"2024-03-25T03:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71196"},"modified":"2024-03-25T10:25:52","modified_gmt":"2024-03-25T03:25:52","slug":"there-was-this-guy-working-at-mcdonalds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/there-was-this-guy-working-at-mcdonalds\/","title":{"rendered":"There was this guy working at McDonald\u2019s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>and it was his turn to cook the French fries. So he put the frozen fries in the metal basket and dipped it in the oil.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>You see this guy was a veteran chef and used to be able to sense when food was cooked by looking at it\u2019s color or by smelling it, <span style='\"font-size:'>he never needed a timer or a meat thermometer or anything to help him, and so he just stared at the fries, <span style='\"font-size:'>looking at its color as it turned from white to yellow, compensating for the fact that the oil was too, yellow.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Everyone was usually in awe of him because his fries were always yellow crispy perfect.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And many customers came flocking to this particular McDonalds just for his fries.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>However today, out of the corner of his eyes , he spied the newest happy meal toy, the talking electric pikachu, licensed by Nintendo .\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>As an avid pokemon fan he couldn\u2019t help but pick up the toy and pull down on the tail marked with the<strong> \u2018down\u2019 arrow. <strong>\u2019Pikachu!\u2019 it went.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Delighted, he pulled on the lightning bolt shaped tail again\u2026<strong>\u2019pikapikapi!\u2019 absolutely thrilled he was at the possible variations of voice recordings the little rodent could provide, <span style='\"font-size:'>he pulled at the tail another thirty more times. <strong>\u2018Pika?\u2019 it went,<strong> \u2018pikachuuuuuu!\u2019 and so on until he counted that there were fifteen in all.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Suddenly, he received a tap on his shoulder. He turned, only to face his supervisor holding a metal basket full of blackened fries.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo human is infallible, as much experience as you have in the culinary arts, you must never be so complacent nor arrogant in your abilities, <span style='\"font-size:'><strong>there are tools of this trade that you can make use of which will help you perform effectively!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>You have neglected one of the fundamental precepts of our trade! I <span style='\"font-size:'><strong>do not wish to have to say it, or I would be doubly disappointed in you! <span style='\"font-size:'><strong>You do know what I am speaking of do you not?\u201d The chef hung his head low, and ashamedly remained quiet,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>pondering over his obvious mistake, one that he had never imagined he would ever make.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201dTell Me!!!\u201d demanded his supervisor\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The kitchen grew quiet as the crew stopped their activities, turning to both of them, just to hear the age old adage :\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cTime fries when you\u2019re having fun.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and it was his turn to cook the French fries. So he put the frozen fries in the metal basket and dipped it in the oil. 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