{"id":71427,"date":"2024-03-26T09:11:50","date_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:11:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alternatech.net\/?p=71427"},"modified":"2024-03-26T09:11:50","modified_gmt":"2024-03-26T02:11:50","slug":"a-wife-packing-bags-for-10-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-wife-packing-bags-for-10-years\/","title":{"rendered":"A wife packing bags for 10 years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhere are you going?\u201d demands the surprised husband.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cTo Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhat do you think you are doing?\u201d she screamed.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cI\u2019m going to Las Vegas with you\u2026 I want to see how you\u2019re going to live on $1,000 a year!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d demands the surprised husband. \u201cTo Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!\u201d The man pondered that thought for a moment,\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71428,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d demands the surprised husband.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71427","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-wife-packing-bags-for-10-years-1.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71427","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71427"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71427\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></p>