The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself,\n

\u201cNow how can I tell my wife that I\u2019ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink?\n

I\u2019ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating,\n

but she\u2019s bound to find out sooner or later that my feet stink.\n

Now how do I tell her?\u201d Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed saying to herself,\n

\u201cNow how do I tell my husband that I\u2019ve got really bad breath?\n

I\u2019ve been very lucky to keep it from him while we were courting,\n

but as soon as he\u2019s lived with me for a week, he\u2019s bound to find out.\n

Now how do I tell him gently?\u201d The husband finally plucks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom.\n

He walks over to the bed, climbs over to his wife,\n

puts his arm around her neck, moves his face very close to hers and says,\n

\u201cDarling, I\u2019ve a confession to make.\u201d And she says, \u201cSo have I, honey.\u201d\n

To which he replies, \u201cDon\u2019t tell me, you\u2019ve eaten my socks.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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