{"id":71739,"date":"2024-03-28T08:55:54","date_gmt":"2024-03-28T01:55:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=71739"},"modified":"2024-03-28T08:55:54","modified_gmt":"2024-03-28T01:55:54","slug":"an-elderly-couple-was-flying-to-hawaii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/an-elderly-couple-was-flying-to-hawaii\/","title":{"rendered":"An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, \n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cLadies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An hour later, the husband turns to his wife and asks, <strong>\u201cHoney, did we pay the car bill this month?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo, sweetheart,\u201d she responds.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Still shaken from the crash landing, he then asks, <strong>\u201cDid we pay our credit card bill yet?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh no! I\u2019m sorry. I forgot to send the check,\u201d she says.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOne last thing, did you remember to pay the medical bill for the hospital visit last month?\u201d he asks.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cOh, forgive me, sweetheart,\u201d begged the wife. <strong>\u201cI didn\u2019t send that one, either.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 50 years. She pulls away and asks him, <strong>\u201cWhat was the hug for?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The husband answers, <strong>\u201cThey\u2019ll find us!\u201d\u2026\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, \u201cLadies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71740,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary.Suddenly, over the public address system","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71739","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/An-elderly-couple-was-flying-to-Hawaii.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71739"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71739\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p>