{"id":71897,"date":"2024-03-29T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=71897"},"modified":"2024-03-29T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:00:00","slug":"three-men-drink-together-at-the-local-tavern","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/three-men-drink-together-at-the-local-tavern\/","title":{"rendered":"Three men drink together at the local tavern"},"content":{"rendered":"

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern.\n

The Irishman says, \u201c\u2026You know, where I\u2019m from, there\u2019s a bar called \u201cO\u2019Mally\u2019s\u201d,\n

where you buy a drink, then you buy another drink, and then O\u2019Mally himself buys you a drink.\u201d\n

The Italian then says, \u201cWell\u2026.where I\u2019m from, there\u2019s a place called \u201cVinnie\u2019s\u201d,\n

where you buy a drink, then Vinnie buy you a drink, then you buy another drink, and then Vinnie buys you another drink..\u201d\n

The Pollack then says \u201cWell\u2026where I come from, there\u2019s a bar where they buy you a drink,\n

then they buy you another drink, and then they buy you another drink, and then they take you in back, and then you get laid !\u201d.\n

The Irishman and the Italian both respond with,\n

\u201cGee\u2026that sounds like a great place ! Have you ever been there ?\u201d\n

\u201cNo\u2026\u201d said the Pollack, \u201c\u2026but my sister has \u2026\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern. The Irishman says, \u201c\u2026You know, where I\u2019m from, there\u2019s a bar called \u201cO\u2019Mally\u2019s\u201d, where you buy a drink, then you buy another drink, and then O\u2019Mally himself buys you a drink.\u201d The Italian then says, \u201cWell\u2026.where I\u2019m from, there\u2019s\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71900,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern.The Irishman says, \u201c\u2026You know, where I\u2019m from...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71897","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Three-men-drink-together-at-the-local-tavern.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71897\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}