{"id":71897,"date":"2024-03-29T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=71897"},"modified":"2024-03-29T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:00:00","slug":"three-men-drink-together-at-the-local-tavern","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/three-men-drink-together-at-the-local-tavern\/","title":{"rendered":"Three men drink together at the local tavern"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Irishman says, <strong>\u201c\u2026You know, where I\u2019m from, there\u2019s a bar called \u201cO\u2019Mally\u2019s\u201d,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>where you buy a drink, then you buy another drink, and then O\u2019Mally himself buys you a drink.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Italian then says, <strong>\u201cWell\u2026.where I\u2019m from, there\u2019s a place called \u201cVinnie\u2019s\u201d,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>where you buy a drink, then Vinnie buy you a drink, then you buy another drink, and then Vinnie buys you another drink..\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Pollack then says <strong>\u201cWell\u2026where I come from, there\u2019s a bar where they buy you a drink,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>then they buy you another drink, and then they buy you another drink, and then they take you in back, and then you get laid !\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The Irishman and the Italian both respond with,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cGee\u2026that sounds like a great place ! Have you ever been there ?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo\u2026\u201d said the Pollack, <strong>\u201c\u2026but my sister has \u2026\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern. The Irishman says, \u201c\u2026You know, where I\u2019m from, there\u2019s a bar called \u201cO\u2019Mally\u2019s\u201d, where you buy a drink, then you buy another drink, and then O\u2019Mally himself buys you a drink.\u201d The Italian then says, \u201cWell\u2026.where I\u2019m from, there\u2019s\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71900,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"An Irishman, an Italian, and a Pollack were having a drink together at the local tavern.The Irishman says, \u201c\u2026You know, where I\u2019m from...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71897","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Three-men-drink-together-at-the-local-tavern.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71897\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></p>