{"id":71910,"date":"2024-03-29T11:07:22","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=71910"},"modified":"2024-03-29T11:07:22","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:07:22","slug":"a-weekend-bowling-tournament-in-blondes-and-bruneettes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-weekend-bowling-tournament-in-blondes-and-bruneettes\/","title":{"rendered":"A weekend bowling tournament in blondes and bruneettes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The brunette team rides on the bottom level of the bus, the blonde team rides on the top level.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The brunette team, down below, is whooping it up and having a great time until one of them realizes\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>she doesn\u2019t hear anything from the blondes upstairs, and she decides to investigate.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When the brunette reaches the top, she finds the blonde team staring straight ahead at the road, frozen in fear,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWhats going on up here?\u201d asks the brunette.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWe\u2019re having a great time downstairs!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYeah,\u201d screams a terrified blonde, <strong>\u201cbut you\u2019ve got a driver!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides on the bottom level of the bus, the blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team, down below, is whooping it up and having a great time until\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71912,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71910","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-weekend-bowling-tournament-in-blondes-and-bruneettes.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71910"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71910\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>