{"id":71914,"date":"2024-03-29T11:10:10","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:10:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=71914"},"modified":"2024-03-29T11:10:10","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:10:10","slug":"answer-the-question-and-leave-class-early","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/answer-the-question-and-leave-class-early\/","title":{"rendered":"Answer the question and leave class early"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A teacher told his students, \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThe person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Suddenly, a pen came flying across to room, practically hitting the teacher in the face.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWho threw that?!\u201d the teacher shouted, angrily.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cMe!\u201d piped up a voice from the back of the classroom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cCan I leave now?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teacher told his students, \u201cThe person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early.\u201d Suddenly, a pen came flying across to room, practically hitting the teacher in the face. \u201cWho threw that?!\u201d the teacher shouted, angrily. \u201cMe!\u201d piped up a voice from the back of the classroom. \u201cCan I leave now?\u201d\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71916,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A teacher told his students, \u201cThe person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early. \u201dSuddenly, a pen came flying...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71914","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Answer-the-question-and-leave-class-early.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71914\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71916"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>