{"id":71925,"date":"2024-03-29T11:27:53","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=71925"},"modified":"2024-03-29T11:27:53","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T04:27:53","slug":"a-laywoman-was-driving-down-the-street-in-a-sweat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-laywoman-was-driving-down-the-street-in-a-sweat\/","title":{"rendered":"A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>because she had an important meeting and couldn\u2019t find a parking space.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Looking up toward heaven, she said, <strong>\u201cLord, take pity on me.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>If you find me a parking place I\u2019ll go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking wine.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Miraculously, a parking space opened up right in front of her destination.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The woman looked up to heaven and said,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cNever mind, Lord; I found one on my own.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A laywoman was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn\u2019t find a parking space. Looking up toward heaven, she said, \u201cLord, take pity on me.\u201d If you find me a parking place I\u2019ll go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71928,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"because she had an important meeting and couldn\u2019t find a parking space.Looking up toward heaven, she said, \u201cLord, take pity on me.","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71925","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/A-laywoman-was-driving-down-the-street-in-a-sweat.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71925\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>