{"id":71953,"date":"2024-03-29T12:01:39","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T05:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=71953"},"modified":"2024-03-29T12:01:39","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T05:01:39","slug":"teacher-trying-to-teach-good-manners-for-her-students","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/teacher-trying-to-teach-good-manners-for-her-students\/","title":{"rendered":"Teacher trying to teach good manners for her students"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>asked her students the following question:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Michael said: <strong>\u2018Just a minute I have to go pee.\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The teacher responded by saying: <strong>\u2018That would be rude and impolite.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>What about you Sherman, how would you say it?\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Sherman said: <strong>\u2018I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I\u2019ll be right back.\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u2018That\u2019s better, but it\u2019s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Little Johnny said:\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>&lsquo;I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.\u2019\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The teacher fainted\u2026\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: \u2018Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?\u2019 Michael said: \u2018Just a minute I have to go\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71954,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,asked her students the following question...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71953","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Teacher-trying-to-teach-good-manners-for-her-students.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71953\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p>