{"id":71953,"date":"2024-03-29T12:01:39","date_gmt":"2024-03-29T05:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=71953"},"modified":"2024-03-29T12:01:39","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T05:01:39","slug":"teacher-trying-to-teach-good-manners-for-her-students","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/teacher-trying-to-teach-good-manners-for-her-students\/","title":{"rendered":"Teacher trying to teach good manners for her students"},"content":{"rendered":"
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,\n asked her students the following question:\n \u2018Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,\n how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?\u2019\n Michael said: \u2018Just a minute I have to go pee.\u2019\n The teacher responded by saying: \u2018That would be rude and impolite.\n What about you Sherman, how would you say it?\u2019\n Sherman said: \u2018I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.\n I\u2019ll be right back.\u2019\n \u2018That\u2019s better, but it\u2019s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.\n And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?\u2019\n Little Johnny said:\n ‘I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?\n I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.\u2019\n The teacher fainted\u2026\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: \u2018Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?\u2019 Michael said: \u2018Just a minute I have to go\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":71954,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,asked her students the following question...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-71953","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Teacher-trying-to-teach-good-manners-for-her-students.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71953","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=71953"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71953\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/71954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=71953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=71953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=71953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}