{"id":72127,"date":"2024-04-01T15:38:49","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T08:38:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=72127"},"modified":"2024-04-01T15:38:49","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T08:38:49","slug":"three-friends-who-were-lost-in-the-forest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/three-friends-who-were-lost-in-the-forest\/","title":{"rendered":"Three friends who were lost in the forest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Three friends who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first one came back and said to the king, <strong>\u201cI brought ten apples.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The king then explained the trial to him.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cYou have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you\u2019ll be eaten up.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Two apples went in? But on the third one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>1\u20262\u20263\u20264\u20265\u20266\u20267\u20268\u2026 and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first one asked, <strong>\u201cWhy did you laugh, you almost got away with it?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The second one replied,<strong> \u201cI couldn\u2019t help it,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three friends who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72135,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72127","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Three-friends-who-were-lost-in-the-forest.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72127\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>