{"id":72151,"date":"2024-04-01T15:56:47","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T08:56:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=72151"},"modified":"2024-04-01T15:56:47","modified_gmt":"2024-04-01T08:56:47","slug":"a-policeman-interrogating-3-guys-who-were-training-to-become-detectives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-policeman-interrogating-3-guys-who-were-training-to-become-detectives\/","title":{"rendered":"A policeman interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cThis is your suspect, how would you recognize him?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The first guy answers, <strong>\u201cThat\u2019s easy, we\u2019ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The policeman says,<strong> \u201cWell\u2026uh\u2026that\u2019s because the picture I showed is his side profile.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him,\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cThis is your suspect, how would you recognize him?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, <strong>\u201cHa! He\u2019d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The policeman angrily responds,<strong> \u201cWhat\u2019s the matter with you two?!!?\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it\u2019s a picture of his side profile!\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>Is that the best answer you can come up with?&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThis is your suspect, how would you recognize him?&rdquo; He quickly adds, <strong>\u201cThink hard before giving me a stupid answer.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThe suspect wears contact lenses.\u201d The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn\u2019t know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWell, that\u2019s an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I\u2019ll get back to you on that.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect\u2019s file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cWow! I can\u2019t believe it. It\u2019s TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work!\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>How were you able to make such an astute observation?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s easy\u2026\u201d the third guy replied.\n<p><strong><span style='\"font-size:'>\u201cHe can\u2019t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. \u201cThis is your suspect, how would you recognize him?\u201d The first guy answers, \u201cThat\u2019s easy, we\u2019ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!\u201d The policeman says, \u201cWell\u2026uh\u2026that\u2019s because the picture I\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72152,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.\u201c This is your suspect...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72151","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-policeman-interrogating-3-guys-who-were-training-to-become-detectives.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72151\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></span></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></span></p></span></strong></p></span></strong></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></strong></p></span></p>