{"id":72246,"date":"2024-04-03T11:17:10","date_gmt":"2024-04-03T04:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=72246"},"modified":"2024-04-03T11:17:10","modified_gmt":"2024-04-03T04:17:10","slug":"man-notices-a-beautiful-young-lady-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/man-notices-a-beautiful-young-lady-in-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Man notices a beautiful young lady in a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHello there and what is your name?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cHello,\u201d giggles the woman, <strong>\u201cI\u2019m Stacey. What\u2019s yours?\u201d \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cI\u2019m Jim.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cJim, do you want to come over to my house tonight?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cSure!\u201d replies Jim.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cLet\u2019s go!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>At Stacey\u2019s house, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey\u2019s desk and asks,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cIs this your brother?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNo, it isn\u2019t, Jim!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Stacey giggles. <strong>\u201cIs it your husband?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Stacey giggles even more,<strong> \u201cNo, silly!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThen, it must be your boyfriend!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim\u2019s ear.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>She says, <strong>\u201cNo, silly!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cThen, who is it?\u201d Stacey replies, <strong>\u201cThat\u2019s me before my operation!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. \u201cHello there and what is your name?\u201d \u201cHello,\u201d giggles the woman, \u201cI\u2019m Stacey. What\u2019s yours?\u201d \u201cI\u2019m Jim.\u201d \u201cJim, do you want to come over to my house tonight?\u201d \u201cSure!\u201d replies Jim. \u201cLet\u2019s go!\u201d At Stacey\u2019s house, Jim notices a picture of\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72269,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady.\u201cHello there and what is your name?\u201d\u201cHello,\u201d giggles the woman...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72246","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Man-notices-a-beautiful-young-lady-in-a-bar.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72246\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>