{"id":72246,"date":"2024-04-03T11:17:10","date_gmt":"2024-04-03T04:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=72246"},"modified":"2024-04-03T11:17:10","modified_gmt":"2024-04-03T04:17:10","slug":"man-notices-a-beautiful-young-lady-in-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/man-notices-a-beautiful-young-lady-in-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Man notices a beautiful young lady in a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"
A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady.\n \u201cHello there and what is your name?\u201d\n \u201cHello,\u201d giggles the woman, \u201cI\u2019m Stacey. What\u2019s yours?\u201d \n \u201cI\u2019m Jim.\u201d\n \u201cJim, do you want to come over to my house tonight?\u201d\n \u201cSure!\u201d replies Jim.\n \u201cLet\u2019s go!\u201d\n At Stacey\u2019s house, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey\u2019s desk and asks,\n \u201cIs this your brother?\u201d\n \u201cNo, it isn\u2019t, Jim!\u201d\n Stacey giggles. \u201cIs it your husband?\u201d\n Stacey giggles even more, \u201cNo, silly!\u201d\n \u201cThen, it must be your boyfriend!\u201d\n Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim\u2019s ear.\n She says, \u201cNo, silly!\u201d\n \u201cThen, who is it?\u201d Stacey replies, \u201cThat\u2019s me before my operation!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. \u201cHello there and what is your name?\u201d \u201cHello,\u201d giggles the woman, \u201cI\u2019m Stacey. What\u2019s yours?\u201d \u201cI\u2019m Jim.\u201d \u201cJim, do you want to come over to my house tonight?\u201d \u201cSure!\u201d replies Jim. \u201cLet\u2019s go!\u201d At Stacey\u2019s house, Jim notices a picture of\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72269,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady.\u201cHello there and what is your name?\u201d\u201cHello,\u201d giggles the woman...","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72246","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Man-notices-a-beautiful-young-lady-in-a-bar.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72246\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}