{"id":72248,"date":"2024-04-03T08:50:57","date_gmt":"2024-04-03T01:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=72248"},"modified":"2024-04-03T08:50:57","modified_gmt":"2024-04-03T01:50:57","slug":"if-i-gave-you-2-cats-and-another-2-cats-and-another-2-how-many-would-you-have","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/if-i-gave-you-2-cats-and-another-2-cats-and-another-2-how-many-would-you-have\/","title":{"rendered":"If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Teacher: <strong>\u201cIf I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Johnny: <strong>\u201cSeven.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Teacher: <strong>\u201cNo, listen carefully\u2026\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Johnny: <strong>\u201cSeven.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Teacher: <strong>\u201cLet me put it to you differently.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Johnny: <strong>\u201cSix.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Teacher: <strong>\u201cGood. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Johnny: <strong>\u201cSeven!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Teacher:<strong> \u201cJohnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Johnny: <strong>\u201cBecause I\u2019ve already got a freaking cat!\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Teacher: \u201cIf I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?\u201d Johnny: \u201cSeven.&rdquo; Teacher: \u201cNo, listen carefully\u2026 If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?\u201d Johnny: \u201cSeven.&rdquo; Teacher: \u201cLet me put it to you differently. If I\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72264,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"Johnny: \u201cSeven."Teacher: \u201cNo, listen carefully\u2026If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?\u201d","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72248","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/If-I-gave-you-2-cats-and-another-2-cats-and-another-2-how-many-would-you-have.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72248\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>