{"id":72370,"date":"2024-04-04T10:17:34","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:17:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=72370"},"modified":"2024-04-04T10:17:34","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T03:17:34","slug":"the-engine-on-the-airplane-sputters-to-a-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/the-engine-on-the-airplane-sputters-to-a-stop\/","title":{"rendered":"The engine on the airplane sputters to a stop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The captain comes over the intercom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAttention passengers we\u2019ve had a minor problem with one of our engines\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>but we have three more and will only be a little late arriving at our destination\u201d.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A short while later another engine grinds to a halt with a small train of smoke coming from it.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Again the captain comes on the intercom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cAttention passengers We are continuing to have minor technical issues with our engines but we have two fully functional engines and will now be an hour late to our destination.&rdquo;\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Passengers begin to grumble but hope for the best.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The third engine also stops and very quickly the captain comes over the intercom.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Attention passengers we are down to one engine and are looking for and open runway for maintenance\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>One of the passengers stands up and says\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cthank God that fourth engine didn\u2019t go otherwise we would be stuck up here all day\u201d.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The captain comes over the intercom. \u201cAttention passengers we\u2019ve had a minor problem with one of our engines but we have three more and will only be a little late arriving at our destination\u201d. A short while later another engine grinds to a halt with a small train of smoke coming from it. Again the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72374,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72370","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/The-engine-on-the-airplane-sputters-to-a-stop.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72370\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>