{"id":72415,"date":"2024-04-04T11:10:33","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=72415"},"modified":"2024-04-04T11:10:33","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:10:33","slug":"a-forgetful-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-forgetful-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"A forgetful husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>of trying to remember his wife\u2019s birthday and their anniversary.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cYour loving husband.\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>when he came home, kissed his wife and said offhandedly,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cNice flowers, honey. Where\u2019d you get them?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife\u2019s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, \u201cYour loving husband.\u201d His wife was\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72416,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72415","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-forgetful-husband.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72415\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>