{"id":72415,"date":"2024-04-04T11:10:33","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:10:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=72415"},"modified":"2024-04-04T11:10:33","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:10:33","slug":"a-forgetful-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-forgetful-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"A forgetful husband"},"content":{"rendered":"

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem\n

of trying to remember his wife\u2019s birthday and their anniversary.\n

He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates\n

and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, \n

\u201cYour loving husband.\u201d\n

His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day,\n

when he came home, kissed his wife and said offhandedly,\n

\u201cNice flowers, honey. Where\u2019d you get them?\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife\u2019s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, \u201cYour loving husband.\u201d His wife was\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72416,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72415","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-forgetful-husband.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72415\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}