{"id":72419,"date":"2024-04-04T11:14:24","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:14:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=72419"},"modified":"2024-04-04T11:14:24","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:14:24","slug":"wife-wants-to-drive-new-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wife-wants-to-drive-new-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Wife wants to drive New Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A husband, the owner of a new car, \n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the grocery store,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>which was a few blocks from the house.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cRemember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the grocery store, which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, \u201cRemember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72420,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72419","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Wife-wants-to-drive-New-Car.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72419\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p>