{"id":72424,"date":"2024-04-04T11:16:46","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:16:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=72424"},"modified":"2024-04-04T11:16:46","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:16:46","slug":"my-wifes-last-wish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/my-wifes-last-wish\/","title":{"rendered":"My Wife\u2019s Last Wish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: <strong>Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife\u2026?!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>The man replied: <strong>Till your grave becomes dry my love.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Then she said: <strong>Are you promising me this\u2026?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>Husband replied: <strong>Of course darling\u2026 I promise you.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And after her demise, her husband began to visit her grave everyday for a period of one year.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And the grave was always wet, it never became dry\u2026!!!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>And a day came when he visited the graveyard in the evening, he found her brother in the graveyard.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He then asked him: <strong>Jason what are you doing here\u2026?\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He replied: <strong>I\u2019m fulfilling the wish of my only sister. She said I should please come here everyday to wet her grave.\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A very sick woman on her sick bed said to her husband: Honey if I die, how long would it take you before you marry a another wife\u2026?! The man replied: Till your grave becomes dry my love. Then she said: Are you promising me this\u2026? Husband replied: Of course darling\u2026 I promise you. And\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72426,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72424","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/My-Wifes-Last-Wish.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72424"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72424\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p></span></p></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p>