{"id":72428,"date":"2024-04-04T11:19:12","date_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/?p=72428"},"modified":"2024-04-04T11:19:12","modified_gmt":"2024-04-04T04:19:12","slug":"a-man-went-to-hospital-to-see-his-mother-in-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/a-man-went-to-hospital-to-see-his-mother-in-law\/","title":{"rendered":"A man went to hospital to see his mother-in-law"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='\"font-size:'>A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition.\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: <strong>\u201cSo, honey? How\u2019s my mom doing?\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'>He replies: <strong>\u201cShe looks great! She is in good health! She will still live for many years!\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>Next week she will be released from the hospital and will come and live with us, forever!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWow that\u2019s amazing!\u201d \u2013 says the wife \u2013 <strong>\u201cBut this is very strange, dear\u2026 yesterday she seemed to be on her deathbed, the doctors said she should have a few days to live!\u201d\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>\u201cWell, I don\u2019t know how she was yesterday\u201d \u2013 he replied \u2013 <strong>\u201cBut today when I arrived at the hospital,\n<p><span style='\"font-size:'><strong>The doctor told me that we should prepare for the worst\u201d\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition. On the way back the wife, very worried, asks: \u201cSo, honey? How\u2019s my mom doing?\u201d He replies: \u201cShe looks great! She is in good health! She will still live for many years! Next week she will be released from the\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":72431,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[676],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-72428","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-jokes"},"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/A-man-went-to-hospital-to-see-his-mother-in-law.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72428\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/72431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/justmetalking.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}</p></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></strong></span></p></span></p>